Tis cold at the moment so thought i would tell you about our house that we cannot seem to get remotely warm..
Our flat needs double glazing,
And i do not mind the cost,
If it means that each morning,
I don't wake up covered in frost,
Our flat needs double glazing,
You will hear me shout,
The bedrooms are all so cold,
Our pet polar bear moved out.
(Its really a rabbit who seems to prefer his hutch,but polar bear sounded better)
Our flat needs double glazing.
Because its oh so cold,
The bathroom sometimes gets warm,
Cause the walls are caked in mould,
Our flat needs double glazing,
As whilst i sit and write,
My hands have turned all shades of blue,
I think its called frost bite.
Our flat needs double glazing,
An what really gives me the hump,
Is when the toilet waters frozen,
When i want to take a dump,
Job done,i am off to put my hands in boiling water till i can feel them again.
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