Saturday 13 December 2008

Tanya aka I Wanna Stalk Tonight aka Jack Has A Bean Stalking

The names have been changed to protect the innocent,only jestin this poem just came from my weird mind...........

I fell in love with Tanya,
With the help of the bow of cupid,
We went out for about six months,
Till she told me i was stupid,

Times has passed but i still want her,
Despite her 2nd marriage,
I've got a plan to kidnap her,
And keep her in my garage,

I still love her oh so much,
When I see her my mind can't function,
I feel that i cannot go over,an that i cannot speak,
Oh damn that court injunction,

My friends say that she is no longer pretty,
That her eyes look tired and baggy,
The figure has gone,her skin is wrinkled,
And the boobs are not pert but saggy,

But I still carry on stalking her,
Although shes now a minger,
I think I will show her how much I love her,
By sending her my finger,

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